V-Day sucks

58 words written by dylan
Posted February 14, 2003 @ 11:53 AM

So, for today, the red is gone from the title. It's all a conspiracy by Hallmark, American Greetings, FTD, De Beers, See's Candies, and the Trilateral Commission to drive sales and consolidate global power. I'm sure the Clintons and the Illuminati are in there somewhere. Did you know Vince Foster didn't celebrate Valentine's Day? Neither did Chandra Levy!