It's August...

79 words written by dylan
Posted August 03, 2002 @ 01:18 PM

...it's the silly season. Witness the following headlines from CNN over the last few days:

[Camden, New] Jersey mystery blobs partially explained
Former President Bush recovers from skin damage (excerpt: "Bush applied 5-Fluorouracil salve for two weeks, until July 28. As a normal part of treatment, the keratoses became inflamed and were destroyed, the clinic said." Sounds like a testimonial from a drug commercial.)
Blair protestor is rock star's son
Gunmen attack jail with tractor, free 159 prisoners