DIE SPAM DIE DIE DIE!

129 words written by dylan
Posted April 07, 2002 @ 08:36 PM

An open letter to the "unsolicited e-mail" community:

I DON'T WANT YOUR MAIL. I WILL SUE YOU. We have an anti-unsolicited email law here in Washington, and it's been used to take down people who "automatically subscribe" people to mailing lists.

And don't give me this crap about Under Bill(s) 1618 TITLE III by the 105 US Congress, per Section 301, Paragraph(a)(2)of S. 1618, a letter cannot be considered Spam if the sender includes contact information and a method of "removal". You're not fooling anyone. Everyone knows it wasn't passed.

If I get anymore e-mail from you, I will HUNT YOU DOWN AND I WILL SUE YOU. At $500 a pop, I figure I'll have a new home entertainment system with just the spams I've received this week.