Baby Workout

260 words written by dylan
Posted July 21, 2003 @ 03:18 PM

I'm in the market for a good health club. Suggestions welcome (respond using comments) -- but I have some stipulations to consider.

1. I live in Broadview -- between Crown Hill and Northgate. I don't want to drive a long way to work out, because then I just won't do it. So, north of the Ship Canal, and, for that matter, within 10 minutes of 105th and Aurora.

2. No meet markets. I mean it. I'm married. I hate being scoped by either sex. I mean, I ain't much to look at, but I'm not interested in getting a job in the bathroom or a twinkie in the city.

3. Good equipment that's well maintained -- stationary bike, treadmill, rowing machine. If they have a pool, at least 25 meters and a pool staff that doesn't think green is a pool water color or swimming in chlorine bleach is good for you.

4. Less than high pressure sales pitch. I expect they're going to try and sell me the Su-pur-Delux(TM) package. I just don't want oily salesmen telling me about their personal porn collection or how they gave it to the ditzy girl up front or which girls from 90210 they'd like in a threesome. (Yes, this happened to me.)

5. Hours. I need something that I can do at 9pm at night. I just do better at night.

So, your ideas are more than welcome. Just don't say that the Gold's Gym at 100th and Aurora is the place for me. I've heard some very bad stories about that place....


  1. Have you tried the Gold's @ 100th and Aurora?

    Posted by: Ahnold | July 29, 2003 03:39 PM